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Pirates Paradise
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About Myself
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Me and my friends are pirates. We love to look for hidden treasures. The buried treasure is always hard to find. When we dig for treasure, we always wear protection to protect our heads from dangerous crevices and slippery surfaces. As you can see from the list below, we our quite a classy bunch. We enjoy many things. We like to be put into different positions all the time. We enjoy all sorts of people and animals. We like to watch cats and dogs have sex. We are trying to produce a new breed. One time I was sexually harassed by a bottlenose dolphin. Actually, it wasn't harassment because I enjoyed it. I would have preferred a sperm whale but I could not contact him. I have 2 mating calls. The first one goes like this, "uhh uhh uhh uhh uhh (long pause) uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The second one goes like this, "flp erg asa ooh na ta sank hamen sikh he wah hah tu banarse!"
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More About Me And My Sex Life
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Actually when I am not pirating the Carribean I enjoy romantical evenings with men who are now women thanks to the technology of cutting off the weiner. If you have similar tendencies please e-mail me. One of the romantic evenings took place on August 12. It was his/her birthday and I was aware that my friend was spending it with his/her family, so I decided to surprise him/her at his/her folks house. I dressed up in a sock. I got there and my sock fell off. So I left it in the gutter. So then i was naked but i decided to go through with it anyways. So I snuck in and tackled his/her father and slapped him on the ass. Then I body slammed his/her mother and slapped her in the upper chest. Then I stuck my bottom in front of the grandparents face and shook it like it was on fire. Then I gave the children a great big naked hug and made the children touch my nipple. Finally we ended up all having sex on the couch in front of the children and they pretended to like it. If you have a fantasy such as the story just mentioned please let me know and I will act it out for you.
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My interests:
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- African Culture
- Aircraft/Flying
- Art and Artists
- Asian Culture
- Black Culture
- Books/Magazines
- Cars/Motor Racing
- Cartoons/Comic Books
- Comedy
- Computers/Technology
- Conservation/Environment
- Counterculture
- Dance/Theater
- Fantasy/Role Playing
- Fashion
- Feminism/Women's Issues
- Food/Drink
- Gay and Lesbian
- Health/Fitness
- History
- Irish Culture
- Kid's Stuff
- Latin Culture
- Movies/TV
- Blues
- Classical and Opera
- Country
- Dance Music
- Folk
- House/Hip-Hop
- Indie
- Jazz, Experimental
- Latin, Reggae, World
- R&B, Soul
- Rock and Pop
- Techno, Electronic
- Natural Sciences
- News/Current Events
- Paranormal
- Parenting
- PC Games
- Personal Finance/Investment
- Pets/Animals
- Philosophy
- Photography
- Politics
- Pubs and Clubs
- Railways/Trains
- School/College
- Science Fiction
- Shopping
- Small/Home Office
- Socializing
- American Football
- Athletics
- Baseball
- Basketball
- Climbing
- Cricket
- Fishing
- Golf
- Ice Hockey
- Mountain Biking
- Sailing/Water Sports
- Skateboarding/Rollerblading
- Skiing, Snowboarding, Ice Skating
- Soccer
- Tennis
- Travel
- Web Publishing/Design
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